Forecast for Monday 9 December 2013

Stress levels are rising. If your life was one of those old silent movies, you'd be having your arms tied to the train tracks by a bad guy in a tall hat while the 9.15 rolled mercilessly along towards you in the distance. But then we'd have to ask what you had done to incur the wrath of the villain and, more pointedly, how could you possibly be saved. You're the star of the show. If you're not safe, there's no future for anyone. So somehow, you're going to have to escape or be rescued. And this week... just in the nick of time...

Now, you really must hear your new, free week ahead spoken forecast. It's here!