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Funny poop gifts for kids this Chrismas: From the Gotta go Turdle to the Pooping Flamingo

Make them laugh with these hilarious poop gifts

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Megan Bull
TV Writer
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Whether you're shopping for birthdays, Christmas or simply because you want to surprise your kids with the funniest poop gifts. No matter how old they get, there's nothing like a bit of toilet humour to make them smile, and with these hilarious toys they'll be laughing for a long time. From the gift of Christmas 2021 - the Gotta go Turdle, to the iconic poop emoji pillow, novelty slippers to the best poop themed board games and more, shop for the silliest gifts and score major points with your little ones. 

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Gotta Go Turdle Playset, £35, Selfridges


Searching for the perfect pet for your kids, minus the hassle of cleaning and feeding of course? Then the Gotta Go Turdle playset is an ideal choice. Just open Sherlbert's mouth and watch as he gobbles food. Then, all they'll need to do is pop him on the included toilet and watch him poop colourful sand. 

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emoji pillow

Fake Poo Emoji Cushions, £8.99, Amazon


If they're fans of the poop emoji, then they'll love this stinking cute pillow from Amazon – and at £8.99 it's a total bargain. 

dont step in it

Hasbro Gaming Do not Step In It, £12.49, Amazon


A laugh-out-loud game with messy consequences, players are blindfolded and have to try not to step in the poops as they walk along the mat. 

floaters fishing game

Fishing For Floaters Bath Tub Game, £11.99, Amazon


It's time to go fishing! Make bathtime funnier than ever with these cartoon poop floaters.

speed toy

Remote Control Poop Toy, £7.99, Wowcher


Wowcher's offering up to 80% off on this remote control speed poo toy. It's already in high demand so you better act fast. 

flamingo toy

Sherbet Gotta Go Flamingo Toy, £33, Selfridges


This fun flamingo toy is sure to have them laughing! Once they've fed Sherbet his favourite magic flamingo food, he'll let them know when he needs to go. As soon as Sherbert starts singing his catchy "Uh Oh, Gotta Go!" song, place him on the toilet and watch nature take its course. He also loves to repeat what you say – just record and listen as he repeats your funny phrases.


Novelty Plush Poop Slippers, £12.99, Amazon


With winter on the way, your little ones can cosy up in these comfy poop slippers. 

rainbow emoji pillow

Rainbow Poop Emoji Pillow, £7.64, Amazon


Add a pop of colour to their room with the novelty poop pillow in rainbow. 

stinky pete book

Perfect for kids ages 7-9, Stinky Pete's Big Book Of Poop, Fart And Burp Jokes will provide them with plenty of comedic material for the year. 

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